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Tag: Mastodon
๐- @nagrommit@mastodon.social
Thereโs a ladder outside the former Mapco now Circle K at Hillsboro and Mac Hatcher in Franklin that hasnโt been moved for three weeks. Iโm wondering if itโs like this:
https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/immovable-ladder-church-holy-sepulchre
๐- @nagrommit@mastodon.social
Iโm just saying, Paul Simon never took out a restraining order against Art Garfunkel.
๐- @nagrommit@mastodon.social
Stitched on the front: โRendre le franรงais ร nouveau gรฉnialโ
๐- @nagrommit@mastodon.social
Nobody has any respect for the Black Friday holiday anymore, one of our most cherished capitalist traditions.
๐- @nagrommit@mastodon.social
Phoebe Bridgers is 100% Targaryen, Iโm assuming.
๐- @nagrommit@mastodon.social
Thinking today on this Armistice Day of my great-grandfather, who was there on the front lines as the AEF, Company E of the 321st Infantry Regiment, 81st Division as the Great War ended 104 years ago.
๐- @nagrommit@mastodon.social
Me to Waffle House server: โWhat would it take for you to make a pancake?โ She replied: โI donโt think he would.โ