All British judges and barristers wish to achieve Brian May wig status. https://news.sky.com/story/brian-may-knighted-queen-star-jokes-that-his-knees-just-about-held-out-during-investiture-with-the-king-12834229?dcmp=snt-sf-twitter
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Where robot umpires are used where calls are given to the home plate umpire with auditory cues, will umpire taunts go from “Hey, Ump, are you blind?” to “Hey, Ump, are you deaf?”
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Nobody gave up brunch for Lent, I see.
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It’s both Ash Wednesday and National Margarita Day so it explains why my pastor anointed with margarita salt.
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I’m not even asking where my jet pack is anymore, where’s my Segway?
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That feeling with an AI asks you to verify that YOU are human.
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It’s baseball season, folks!
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Restaurants don’t compete with each other. Restaurants compete with your own desire, energy, and ability to cook your own food.