Iβm just saying, Paul Simon never took out a restraining order against Art Garfunkel.
Month: November 2023
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Stitched on the front: βRendre le franΓ§ais Γ nouveau gΓ©nialβ
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Nobody has any respect for the Black Friday holiday anymore, one of our most cherished capitalist traditions.
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Phoebe Bridgers is 100% Targaryen, Iβm assuming.
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Thinking today on this Armistice Day of my great-grandfather, who was there on the front lines as the AEF, Company E of the 321st Infantry Regiment, 81st Division as the Great War ended 104 years ago.
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Me to Waffle House server: βWhat would it take for you to make a pancake?β She replied: βI donβt think he would.β
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Imaging being 6 outs away from being World Series champions, you're up with no one on base, and still bunting.
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Donald Trump helped to normalized men wearing makeup, so it makes sense that Ron DeSantis is trying to normalize men wearing heels.
https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2023/10/31/desantis-boots-shoemakers-00121044