I’m just saying, Paul Simon never took out a restraining order against Art Garfunkel.
Stitched on the front: “Rendre le français à nouveau génial”
Nobody has any respect for the Black Friday holiday anymore, one of our most cherished capitalist traditions.
Phoebe Bridgers is 100% Targaryen, I’m assuming.
Thinking today on this Armistice Day of my great-grandfather, who was there on the front lines as the AEF, Company E of the 321st Infantry Regiment, 81st Division as the Great War ended 104 years ago.
Me to Waffle House server: “What would it take for you to make a pancake?” She replied: “I don’t think he would.”
Imaging being 6 outs away from being World Series champions, you're up with no one on base, and still bunting.
Donald Trump helped to normalized men wearing makeup, so it makes sense that Ron DeSantis is trying to normalize men wearing heels.