Author: Tim Morgan

If you haven’t bought Donald Trump a luxury 747-8 are you even a real Republican?

Literally forbidden in black letter law in the Constitution.

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We had hail in our neighborhood yesterday, and I’ve gotten three calls and four text messages about roof inspections by predatory roofers. This is late-stage information capitalism meets the realities of climate change.

Days like today make it hard not to think of the Roman Empire.

They are actually reporting that it’s not a new pope, just a cardinal who put a pencil in his chromebook attempting something he saw on TikTok.

Congratulations, You’ve just been elected pope. To accept, press 1. To decline, press 666.

Habemus Larus marinus

Since Trump ended their careers, you really don’t hear much from the January 6th Prison Choir.