Author: Tim Morgan

I spontaneously described someone today as, “He must’ve grown up listening to only Chris Gaines records.” Very proud of this assessment.

Making a wrong turn in the Cool Springs Chick-Fil-A drive-through is the equivalent to the Ever Given in the Suez Canal in respect to the Williamson County economy.

The only safe cruising would be the Queen Mary 2 to London where they have national health insurance and you could recuperate from the viruses without worry for financial ruin.

I’m pretty sure all of the shrines in Tears of the Kingdom are named for Chinese companies selling knockoff products on Amazon.

The Applebee’s – Indiana Jones Dial of Destiny is the 1980s cross-promotion that I can respect.

This is what I’ll be telling the HOA. https://slate.com/technology/2023/05/no-mow-may-grass-lawns-explained.html

Between the Galactic Starcruiser news and the FBI "whistleblowers," it's been a terrible day for LARPers.