I spontaneously described someone today as, βHe mustβve grown up listening to only Chris Gaines records.β Very proud of this assessment.
Author: Tim Morgan
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Making a wrong turn in the Cool Springs Chick-Fil-A drive-through is the equivalent to the Ever Given in the Suez Canal in respect to the Williamson County economy.
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The only safe cruising would be the Queen Mary 2 to London where they have national health insurance and you could recuperate from the viruses without worry for financial ruin.
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Iβm pretty sure all of the shrines in Tears of the Kingdom are named for Chinese companies selling knockoff products on Amazon.
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The Applebee’s – Indiana Jones Dial of Destiny is the 1980s cross-promotion that I can respect.
– Greensboro speaking the truth.

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This is what Iβll be telling the HOA. https://slate.com/technology/2023/05/no-mow-may-grass-lawns-explained.html
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Between the Galactic Starcruiser news and the FBI "whistleblowers," it's been a terrible day for LARPers.