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It’s baseball season, folks!

Restaurants don’t compete with each other. Restaurants compete with your own desire, energy, and ability to cook your own food.

Joe Biden had the military shoot down a UFO yet the Republicans still lament that he's weak on illegal aliens.

Thank you @siracusa for reminding me to order more cascatelli pasta. #atp

So really, it was the costume director’s fault than Jack died in James Cameron Titanic movie.

A little disappointed this morning as I didn't make the @Cubs Spring Training roster for the 46th straight year.

This feels very much like carcinization, the convergent evolution in which a crustacean evolves into a crab-like form from a non-crab-like form.

https://twitter.com/ArmandDoma/status/1621971518086602753/photo/1

Recovering communist military hardware from the bottom of the ocean, where’s the Hughes Glomar Explorer when you need it.