Proposed new flag for Florida: a Bentley double parked in an accessible parking space in an outdoor mall.
Tag: Mastodon
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All of the “Images of Santa Claus in other countries” are “Images of Santa Claus free from the early 20th century marketing of the Coca-Cola company.”
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I preferred it when nobody knew about @onbeeper and I used it blissfully in obscurity as a way to send messages to my peoples from my Windows computer.
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There’s a ladder outside the former Mapco now Circle K at Hillsboro and Mac Hatcher in Franklin that hasn’t been moved for three weeks. I’m wondering if it’s like this:
https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/immovable-ladder-church-holy-sepulchre
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I’m just saying, Paul Simon never took out a restraining order against Art Garfunkel.
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Stitched on the front: “Rendre le français à nouveau génial”
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Nobody has any respect for the Black Friday holiday anymore, one of our most cherished capitalist traditions.