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Only 35224 days remaining.

Today I finally got permission to take the ARE. The form gave me all of the information I’ll need to prepare, including the expiration date at which my eligibility will have expired.

This date? December 31, 2099.

I hope to be done before then, though.

I sponsored a sports event.

Now presenting, new for 2003 — The Official timmorgan.com Racewalk team!!!

Rob Power and his friend Lauren parcipitating in the AIDS Walk San Francisco If you look closely you can see the stickers that I made Rob wear.

Home sweet home

Finally, the Peachoid makes the New York Times. (Registration Required.)

The Texan v. The Turtleneck

Over the past few days, there has been quite a heated controversy at my alma mater. There were all sort of rumors flying around about who did what, who said what, and I have tried to reserve judgement on the situation until I knew all of the facts.

I still don’t know, but this is going to be damn interesting.

I’m not even that good at it, actually…

I’m hardly the office expert. I try sometimes, but they usually end up just flying off of my fingers and gently floating to the ground rather than giving the nice hard pop that one hopes with a rubber band sortie…

I swear, this isn’t me.

JJCA – H20

Depression

She’s gone and done it.

I am sad.

That’s Right. You heard it. It’s True.

Coleman Steel Cooler – 54-qt.

Amazon List Price: $94.99

(not intended for use as a port-o-john)

Yes, my friends and I had a bit of an interesting experience at Brandon’s recent barn party, lovingly called Barnaroo 2003. Unfortunately sometime, someone in the night, decided to leave a present for someone in the cooler. Was it an accident? Was it intentional? There was a toilet not less than thirty feet away from the soiled cooler. It was uncalled for, it was absolutely over the line. So based on the success of this I am inspired to help Brandon get himself a new cooler.

I’d go into details but I’m afraid I’ve already said too much on the subject and already pissed too many people off. All I’m saying is that at all future parties, this is the new policy.