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So she had a lot going on…

During the filming of The Abyss, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio said some disparaging things about my hometown, Gaffney, SC in Rolling Stone magazine.

She is quoted in the Aug. 10 Rolling Stone magazine as saying she didn’t enjoy the Gaffney experience. To add insult to injury, the movie’s director, James Cameron, calls Gaffney an “utter cultural wasteland” and claims it would have been more interesting to film in Tibet. “What you have to remember is that any place that the government would install a nuclear reactor is in their minds pretty much expendable,” Mastrantonio said in the article.

Spartanburg Herald-Journal

This YouTube video tells the story of the making of the movie at the partially-constructed-but-never-used Cherokee Nuclear Power plant. It was as the video describes, a “Sh*t Show.” I’ve held a grudge for a long time about what she said, I mean, it’s OK for me to think that but it’s not OK for others to feel the same.

Found Audio…

We got a new phone system last year in my office. With that change, we all got direct extensions, and to account for future expansion, we got more numbers than we actually use. Because of this, from time to time we’ll get wrong number voicemail messages on extensions that don’t really exist. From time to time, I clean them off.

The most recent time I did this, I found a gem. It’s from February of this year, and it’s absolutely remarkable. I’ve listened to this about a thousand times, and each time I hear something new. There’s so much human drama here, such a compelling story.

Our cast of characters:

  • Lisa, the caller. (She’s traveling, but will be home tomorrow. She’s Dewey’s alleged enabler, though from a remote location. Says she doesn’t really care, but really does. She’s sober much of the time. Almost the big sister.)
  • Christine or Scott, the intended caller.
  • Dewey. Our protagonist. (Runner up of $1000 dollar phone bills. Careless. Blames someone else for all of her troubles. Gets Lisa to do her dirty work.)
  • Tess. (Dewey’s friend, who put the wine bottles in the car.)
  • The idiot cop. (Pulled Dewey and Tess over, charged them with a DWI.)
  • Grandma Edie. (She lost her house.)

I haven’t had any success tracking down any of these people, but I do know that the initial call from Christine or Scott couldn’t have originated from our office, because the outgoing caller ID from any extension is the main line. What I can’t figure out is how Lisa managed to misdial the number given that she was responding to a caller ID.

Crazy.