Turkey in brine per @altonbrown.bsky.social. Patient was a Butterball brand fresh turkey identified on the toe tag as 12.5 pounds. In the autopsy I could not locate any pop-up indicators, contraindicated for frying purposes.
Tag: Mastodon
- @nagrommit@mastodon.social
When you suspect your Chicago hot dog might not be authentic. (Points for accommodating the customer, but the customer is not always right.)
- @nagrommit@mastodon.social
What I have learned about Apple Intelligence notification summaries is that 99% of the time I don’t need the notification summarized, I didn’t need to see it at all.
- @nagrommit@mastodon.social
The Nashville Predators versus the Winnipeg Jets brought to you by Nashville International Airport. One has to assume that the airport is pulling for the Jets.
- @nagrommit@mastodon.social
@overcastfm @relay Also, this confirmed my suspicion that I needed to @upgrade to Upgrade+.
- @nagrommit@mastodon.social
That’s a lot of nerd talk, thanks @overcastfm and @relay.
- @nagrommit@mastodon.social
William F. Buckley once said: I should sooner live in a society governed by the first two thousand names in the Boston telephone directory.”
Instead, we have the first two thousand names from Jeffery Epstein’s black book.
- @nagrommit@mastodon.social
If I’d only studied to be an oligarch.