Tag: Mastodon

Time for the annual family Whackbat match.

The taglines for Hilton, for the stay, is too close to Charmin, for the go, for me to feel comfortable with either.

Turkey in brine per @altonbrown.bsky.social. Patient was a Butterball brand fresh turkey identified on the toe tag as 12.5 pounds. In the autopsy I could not locate any pop-up indicators, contraindicated for frying purposes.

https://www.butterball.com/products/whole-turkey/fresh

When you suspect your Chicago hot dog might not be authentic. (Points for accommodating the customer, but the customer is not always right.)

What I have learned about Apple Intelligence notification summaries is that 99% of the time I don’t need the notification summarized, I didn’t need to see it at all.

The Nashville Predators versus the Winnipeg Jets brought to you by Nashville International Airport. One has to assume that the airport is pulling for the Jets.

@overcastfm @relay Also, this confirmed my suspicion that I needed to @upgrade to Upgrade+.

That’s a lot of nerd talk, thanks @overcastfm and @relay.