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The Texan v. The Turtleneck

Over the past few days, there has been quite a heated controversy at my alma mater. There were all sort of rumors flying around about who did what, who said what, and I have tried to reserve judgement on the situation until I knew all of the facts.

I still don’t know, but this is going to be damn interesting.

I’m not even that good at it, actually…

I’m hardly the office expert. I try sometimes, but they usually end up just flying off of my fingers and gently floating to the ground rather than giving the nice hard pop that one hopes with a rubber band sortie…

I swear, this isn’t me.

JJCA – H20

Depression

She’s gone and done it.

I am sad.

That’s Right. You heard it. It’s True.

Coleman Steel Cooler – 54-qt.

Amazon List Price: $94.99

(not intended for use as a port-o-john)

Yes, my friends and I had a bit of an interesting experience at Brandon’s recent barn party, lovingly called Barnaroo 2003. Unfortunately sometime, someone in the night, decided to leave a present for someone in the cooler. Was it an accident? Was it intentional? There was a toilet not less than thirty feet away from the soiled cooler. It was uncalled for, it was absolutely over the line. So based on the success of this I am inspired to help Brandon get himself a new cooler.

I’d go into details but I’m afraid I’ve already said too much on the subject and already pissed too many people off. All I’m saying is that at all future parties, this is the new policy.

Comic Book Women

After seeing Spider-Man last year, and X-Men and X-Men 2 recently, I’ve noticed that all of the great comic book girls always have red hair.

Interesting to note that I’m not the only one who has an undoing.

Transmeta Delenda Est…

I saw yesterday a bevy of new mobile Intel-based laptops marketed under the “Centrino” name, and using the new Pentium M processor.

My only question… What happened to Pentiums V through CMXCIX?

It’s such a beautiful day…

It’s such a cool, clear, bright, wonderful day outside, I actually saw Metro cops off of Hillsboro road pulling people over who were driving convertibles with the top up.

Okay, maybe not. Sure did seem like they should.