Today one of the most tightly held national secrets was finally revealed. I think it’s good for persepctive’s sake to make a list of things we still don’t know:
- Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
- Did Oswald act alone?
- What will Bob Woodward say now when he’s trying to pick up a woman in a bar?
- Where is Osama bin Ladin?
- Did we really go to the Moon?
- What’s the deal with the Crazy Frog?
- How does Kevin Costner keep getting work? What about Celine Dion? Geraldo Rivera?
- Are there any copies of All the President’s Men available for rental in the Metro Nashville area tonight?
- What is Martinizing, and why does it only take one hour?
Crazy frog rocks. I’ve moved up from the basic sound file to the Axel F video. I think I may need help soon. Not yet, though, don’t take my crazy frog away!
Tim, this is a great list … #3 is my favorite. I read on another blog that Jimmy Hoffa was actually Deep Throat, and that Mark Felt has just revealed that he is actually Batman.
Re Martinizing — some friends and I were recently talking about our worst dates, and one woman said she once was fixed up with an artist in L.A. Turns out he worked at a dry cleaners and considered himself an artist in that milieu. I believe he actually used the phrase “palette of solvents.” No word on whether she got Martinized that night.
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Awesome list. I think everyone listed in #7 should be asassignated. Maybe we can work out a deal with the people who helped Oswald.
I have grown tired of repeatedly reading this post. Please Mr. Morgan, entertain me.
-Jon