Today one of the most tightly held national secrets was finally revealed. I think it’s good for persepctive’s sake to make a list of things we still don’t know:
- Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
- Did Oswald act alone?
- What will Bob Woodward say now when he’s trying to pick up a woman in a bar?
- Where is Osama bin Ladin?
- Did we really go to the Moon?
- What’s the deal with the Crazy Frog?
- How does Kevin Costner keep getting work? What about Celine Dion? Geraldo Rivera?
- Are there any copies of All the President’s Men available for rental in the Metro Nashville area tonight?
- What is Martinizing, and why does it only take one hour?