Joe Biden had the military shoot down a UFO yet the Republicans still lament that he's weak on illegal aliens.
Thank you @siracusa for reminding me to order more cascatelli pasta. #atp
So really, it was the costume director’s fault than Jack died in James Cameron Titanic movie.
This is why I’m not much of a hiker.
A little disappointed this morning as I didn't make the @Cubs Spring Training roster for the 46th straight year.
This feels very much like carcinization, the convergent evolution in which a crustacean evolves into a crab-like form from a non-crab-like form.
Recovering communist military hardware from the bottom of the ocean, where’s the Hughes Glomar Explorer when you need it.