Month: May 2025

Days like today make it hard not to think of the Roman Empire.

They are actually reporting that it’s not a new pope, just a cardinal who put a pencil in his chromebook attempting something he saw on TikTok.

Congratulations, You’ve just been elected pope. To accept, press 1. To decline, press 666.

Habemus Larus marinus

Since Trump ended their careers, you really don’t hear much from the January 6th Prison Choir.