Month: January 2025

Explaining to my kids that there will still be avocados, we’ll just need to be party members to buy them.

Instead of the new health trend of intermittent fasting, Trump’s HHS department will be recommending intermittent famine in response to tariff-induced food shortages.

Pretty soon the only non-corrupt law enforcement officer will be the Marshall of the Supreme Court.

You know there’s some low-level federal employee somewhere named James Hehim who doesn’t know what to do with his email signature to keep him from getting fired.

At least in Idiocracy they had cool sports drinks.

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Trump’s war on breakfast must end.

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Do school districts need to start building “mass shooter recovery days” into their academic calendars like they do snow days?