Things I’ve learned in 30 years…

As demonstrated by the “graphical improvement” that my friends and co-workers have orchestrated to this site, today is in fact my 30th birthday. Here’s some things I’ve learned in that time:

  • If you ever have the opportunity to teach someone Photoshop. Don’t.
  • Change passwords regularly. Hourly, if need be.
  • Lock your computer when you’re not using it. In fact, carry it around with you. (Laptop or desktop, it doesn’t matter.) And you probably want to just go ahead and take it home every night.

Thanks, guys!