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Tim Morgan: it’d have been cooler if I had dotted the I with the flash.
College Roommate: so… still no girlfriend, huh? 🙂
Tim Morgan: Uh. Yeah.
College Roommate: seriously. find one. when you have time for stuff like this, you need to meet someone. anyone.
Ladies, please let the writing-his-name-in-light-photo-trick be his last sad plea for companionship. I swear to God — if he starts wearing Spock ears, dressing up his dog for shows, voting Republican, or anything else self-destructive like that, it will be YOUR fault, goddammit, for not seeing that he’s TOTAL husband material, and I will get on a plane and fly to Nashville to hold all you single women responsible.
Neat, but way too high tec for me.
Is that a flashlight or the camera flash. Tom thinks that is totally cool. And he wants me to learn how to do it.
I think his exact words were something like, “Why can’t you do cool things like that with your camera?”
Now Rob, what on earth is wrong with voting Republican?!
“Breeding for cheese yield dollars and teat placement”
I want to be a journeyman dairyman now. Thanks, Tim’s dad!
But if you have a girlfriend, how will you have time for all this cool fun?
Holly said…
Now Rob, what on earth is wrong with voting Republican?!
I said earlier that Nashville women are crazy, because Tim is total husband material. Well, you know, I’m total husband material, too, as is my partner Kai, but the Republicans don’t want us to be able to marry.
That’s what’s wrong with voting Republican.
Then, again, the Democrats aren’t exactly my best buddies on the marriage issue, either. That’s one of the many reasons I’m a Libertarian. The government can pry my gun AND my marriage rights out of my COLD DEAD HAND, as far as I’m concerned.
rob a.k.a. college roommate said:
“Ladies, please let the writing-his-name-in-light-photo-trick be his last sad plea for companionship. I swear to God — if he starts wearing Spock ears, dressing up his dog for shows, voting Republican, or anything else self-destructive like that, it will be YOUR fault, goddammit, for not seeing that he’s TOTAL husband material, and I will get on a plane and fly to Nashville to hold all you single women responsible.”
Rob, what is your definition of “TOTAL husband material”? Just curious. You know, some girls may like the Spock ears, if the guy would only call them back.
I wish he would call me too. AND, I personally would love to see him vote Republican!