I think I’d rather have a tortilla machine…
Those Special People
I had the good fortune tonight to dine at one of my favorite establishments, Cracker Barrel. As I walked in, I noticed that the man in front of me was still smoking his cigarette. He brazenly approached the hostess and asked for a table for three…smoking. I just shook my head and thought to myself, “Gee, sir, you must be pretty special to just be able to ignore all of the rules of civilized society at will.” I pointed this out to my friend Michael, who added “I wonder if he would like me to pull his car around to the handicapped space out front, too?”
As we were leaving we saw the man get into his car.
His car that was parked in the handicapped space out front.